Tiny Violin Mini Kit. Running Press. Tired of all the complaining? Whip out the Tiny Violin Mini Kit and play the world's smallest, saddest tune to lighten the mood! This hilarious gag gift is perfect for turning over-the-top complaints into funny moments. The kit features a detailed 9.65cm replica violin with a mini bow and chinrest, ready to play a sad little tune with the press of a button.